*whooshhhh* went my heart

This morning I almost died. Mati. KongKiao. Si.
Was driving to work, using NKVE highway to Hartamas.
A car in front of me slowed down.. so i tekan brake sikit lor..
Thank god, duno why less cars this morning.
Mana tau tak makan.. I was like wtf?? Lucky I was only driving at the speed of 90.
Slowly driving towards the emergency lane.. eventhough I tekan kuat kuat until 20.
But the oil was like still pumping kuat.. and car still moving..
I was soooooo freaked out that I just stopped the engine.. pulled out the keys, pulled my handbrake. Sat there stunned for like a minute.. My mind was lagging..
and muttered, "What am I going to do now? What am I going to do now?"
Call dad call dad call dad... was the answer..
ok okok.. I called dad.. then called my boss then called the tow truck.

Nabeh.. make me wait for like 1.5 hours for help to come lor!!
Baking in the car!! Breezing with lorries..... *kapuiks*
I was like at NKVE highway, 2km from the Subang exit.
The tow-fella couldn't find lor.... nabehhh.. he went to Federal instead.
He said he duno where is NKVE highway... when he finally came.. he said..
"Ohh.. cakap lar.. bukit raja highway!!"


SIBEH NABEH LOR!!!! -__-""


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Second scenario let me cerita..

AA went to this superdupermarket to make some Apricot Jem orders.
After long consideration and discussion with Diva Rabbit..
all settled to go for Apricot Jem since it was cheap n yum-yum for all..
So this "taster", let's call him Musang are supposed to buy the Apricot Jem for Diva Rabbit. So AA suppose to go along to make sure that the right ingredients are chosen for the Apricot Jem. So AA, Diva Rabbit and Musang held hands and sing song to the supermarket lor.

Ok. So hor.. when reached the superdupermarket, Musang's friend..
All ready for booking the Apricot Jem d...
Mana tau.. the superdupermarket JAGA came n say.. why apricot??
Apricot don't taste good one.. why don't want try strawberry?
Mangosteen also not bad?? why la you want apricot?
Apricot got a lot of duck-duck-ayam-ayam complain d..
When stock come.. not good 1.. always got prob.. when 2004 time hor.. etc etc..

So all also heart jump-jump a bit liao lor..
Not sure whether still want Apricot Jem a not..
Suddenly Musang got things to do.. Not free.. Left others stranded there.
So left AA and Diva Rabbit to choose another Jem lor..
Look see look see look see.. But still Apricot Jem taste the best..
but due to complaints and disagreement from the JAGA.. nobody want to take the risk.
AA was burning pissed.
Diva Rabbit was tired.

End up, AA and Diva Rabbit have to take the Raspberry Jem lor.
'cos the superdupermarket JAGA die-die say Apricot Jem sucks.
and adding in, "Who's gonna be responsible if Apricot Jem turns out sour after purchase?"

So the moral of the story is...

Apricot manufacturer sure say Apricot Jem nice mar...
Strawberry manufacturer sure say Strawberry Jem nice mar...
Kaya manufacturer sure say Kaya Jem nice mar...
Blueberry manufacturer sure say Blueberry Jem nice mar...
Who so stupid go say opponent's Jem better than own??
Sure support sendiri mar... or support the one that u earn most from...
If not, wait for gulung-tikar meh??

So the best is make up ur mind what Jem you like to eat??
Don't let ppl easily influence you.. Stick to what u want.
the best is... don't let too many ppl to make one simple decision.

TOO MANY COOKS SPOIL THE BROTH!!!

Lucky Diva Rabbit is a good rabbit.
Very good indeed.
AA was very grateful.

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in the midst of guilt and awe

1.

HH told me bout "Perks in getting a boyfriend".

"Honey.. PK dy...."
*toot toot toot*
2k cash-in bank account the next day.

"Babbyyyy..... that bag very nice... but so ex lerr....."
*chikchak*
Credit card swipes.

"Sigh.. work so hard, boss pay so little every month.."
*checks account balance*
Monthly income = 3k from boyfriend.


p/s: depending on your manja technique how keng!
and obviously get a bloody loaded bf lar. DUH!



Life sucks right?? So bias.
Don't know if this is what they call "hang fuk" or "spoiled" ??




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One scenario let me give..

AA went to this shop, inquiring for quotation on "Apricot Jem"..
For the Famous Diva Rabbit.
So the shopkeeper was like keep pestering AA "Apricot Jem" for who??
If not hard to inquiry or hard to this n that..
So the AA also a bit blur today, not knowing why TER-blurted out saying it's for Diva Rabbit.. which ain't supposed to say out.. Then mana tau the shopkeeper and duno where the keepers' keepers came all running and went.....

" OHhhhh Rabbit yaa... I know i know... I know Rabbit's whole family ancestors 1.. Their bunny burrow and soil and grass also I PAU 1.. we very close 1... Aisehhh.. no prob no prob.. Rabbit mar.. I know.. RAbbit... Rabbit last time.. this with me.. that with me.. everytime find me.. we sibeh FREN 1.. yala yala.. rabbit rabbit lar.. say mar.. appricot jem? can lar.. no prob la.. we make this happen ok.. wat jem u wan also can.. rabbit marr!!!"

AA traumatized. The SilangKuis Attack.


So what I'm trying to say here is that..
I HATE PPL WHO KBLC lor!!!
Yaya.. i know i know.. bla bla bla bla... i know her.. he know me.. she know me.. i know him.. blabla.. i know his mom his dad.. her granddad.. her aunty.. my aunty my uncle.. ayah punya mak punya kakak punya adik punya ahmah punya jiran punya never-ending..

WALAO!!!!!!!! It's just one f*rking inquiry ok!!!



p/s: KBLC = Kao Bu Lin Chin... it's not foul. Dirty asses' mind.





3.

Emo d.
Haiyerrrrrrr...................

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duno how to feel la

flew-by 4 different places a day

Hmm.. few days din blog d.
Been busy and also kinda a bit lazy..
Was watching so many dvd series till I almost went gaga..

I went for an interview this evening.
Appointment was at 5pm. Sri Hartamas.
I got the job!! *beams*
On the other hand.. i was happy that I wasn't gonna be jobless for my sem break.
BUT.. on the other other other hand.. i kinda nervous..
or should i say low-confidence to do a good job??
Been long I've never been attached to a company.. so suddenly..
hmmm.. never mind that.. I'll still strive for the bestt... Gambate!!.. hehhehe

Anyway.. been a long day today..
Went lunch with Wendy at Glenmarie during her lunch hour.. around 12.30pm..
Then I went off to Subang to print my portfolio.. hmm.. done around 2.15pm..
then I got nowhere to go and nobody to call.. everyone busy working.. *sighs*
So i went off the Pyramid.. to kill time.. and to arrange my portfolio file..
and to try my luck to curi HuayPin out of her working hours..
BUT.. no such luck.. Darnnn..

Kinda craving for ice-cream.. Tried New Zealand Natural..
'cos ChoonWee told me their ice-cream sucks..
Bought a scoop of low fat NZN Choco'Lite for 6.50bucks..
kinda to un-nervous myself larrr.. hahhaa..
Hmm... nice smooth delicious Belgian chocolate.. but kinda toooo sweet for me.

Sitting there on their couch.. starting to arrange my portfolio...
and kinda prepare how to "talk" during the interview later.. ahahha *blushes*
Been some timeee d okay..
Watching at random people skating, screaming, taking advantages in the ice-rink..
How come these people needless to work one???

Oh shit.. almost 4pm.
Butterflies flapping like hell in my tummy. Making love, i guess... *laughs*
Before heading to the carpark.. a sudden urge to pee.. hehe
Walking into Marakesh.. hmm.. really got the feel. hahaha.
Snap a few pics for that "taiwan wind" to see..

This walkway was so bloody orange and brought pain to my eyes..
I was thinking.. "Yer.. this color again.. definitely some typical standard ugly toilet.."
But oh my.. I was wrongg..

Nice hor? hahhhaa.. i really feel quite "marakesh"...
The lighting.. the shapes.. the textures.. the fittings. Not bad..
Hmm.. mayb it's new and still clean kua...
One bad thing is that.. the bloody toilet paper roll case was placed so "hidden"..
Most people walked in.. couldn't find it..
Spent like 1 minute looking for the toilet paper roll all over the toilet walls. hahahaa..

Took the chance to camwhore a bit also. *grins*

The mirror is a skinny mirror.. so i'm much fatter than this pic.

*interview session on*

Well well.. Interview went well.. Berny was all smiley.. Hahahaa.. that siao po.
I went to 1U to met my cousin, MK (worked at Damansara Heights) for dinner..
That fella.. firstly he was late due to the horrible raining-jam, food-picky like hell..
kap lui like hell.. tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk.. *shakes head*
seriously guys hor.. the way they "scanned" for girls.. really "worth-to-look-up-to"..
I was walking around the new wing with him after dinner which was tempenyaki..
Suddenly he just cut across me and head towards the nearest railing..
BLOODy siao kia.. because there was a cute chick walking down the escalator..
Liddat see also song ar???? Aiyooo..

(above) Was trying on a few blouses in Zara while waiting for MK. No money to buy. Sien.
"I'll Come Straight To The Point" were the words on this long blouse.
Siao Yvonne said, "the words.. suit you..."
You know what she meant lar.. Haiyerr.... Everytime bully me..
She's promoting the "International-Roaming Sarcasm Pills"....

On the way back to Klang after 9.20pm.. the long long long long NKVE highway..
Mom called.. asked me to drop by Aunt Sylvia's house.. They were there already.
Fine then. Don't feel like going back to an empty house though.
I walked in and was greeted by their horny ShihTzu puppy dry-humping his pillow.

*frowns*

What a freaking lonnggg day!!!

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worst than ghost

HOLY CRAPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FREAKED OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*scattering away screaming my ass off*


i saw ghost *eerie*
like a real ghost...
don believe??
click *here*


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damn ghost right?!!?!??!?
where got such "human" one!!!!
geli like babi lar!!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yerrrrrr.......... yishhhhh...

*pukes*