dad is a man, mom is a woman

Dad just got back from his Johore business trip before dinner today.
He brought in this huge big plastic bag filled with "round balls" inside...
I was like.. Huh?? What's that?? Lotsa what?
(ehhh.. the plastic was thick ok.. cant see what was in it ok.. *rolled eyes*)

Anyway.. dad said.. "Your mom's favourite.."
And again... I was like.. "Duku langsat?? SO BIG? How much?"
Mom was already grinning behind me...
She has this addiction to duku langsat whenever the duku season starts..
Everytime will ask me to drop by pasar malam to get her a kilo or two..
She can finished it all by herself, peeling and eating while watching her hokkien drama dvds..

"Dukung la.. but big size ones.. Very sweet. I bought 8 kilos.. 10 bucks onlyy.."
I went.. "WHAT?!!?! so cheapp!! Don't bluff la.. Where you bought?"
Dad said, "Walao.. don't believe ar? At Muar la.. next time bring u"
Mom was like... "Dumbos.. *munching* Duku langsat la.. not dukung.."
Dad went.. "Dukung lar.. that seller said dukung.. look at the skin so thick"
Mom : Duku langsat.. *peeling and eating*
Dad : Dukung..
Mom : Duku langsat.. *still eating*
Dad : Fine.. Duku langsat then.. but the seller said Dukung..
I was like.... "Eh.. enough ok.. like kids only.. but it's darn big.. and cheapp... you should so buy like another 5 kilos.."
Mom : Yala.. so cheap... Make me happier marrr... *laughs*
Dad : Pigs. *frowns* Next time lar.. buy one lorry back ok.

So cold hor his joke. Sheesh..
Parents.. the older they get.. the more kiddish they get sometimes..

Pingpong size lor.
The duku langsat that I bought before were quite small..
and cost like 2 kilos for 10 bucks if I remembered correctly..
Sweet but when you accidentally bite on the seed.. bitter lor..
But the ones that daddy bought were not bitter wor.. very sweet.. Nice ler...
Got lagi bigger size he said.. 6 kilos for 10 bucks.. Worth it also right??

I sounded so bukit now hor..
like never see big big dukung or duku langsat before... *grins*


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Mom is quite conservative at times. Traditional on certain things.
At times damn hip and happening...
at times.. walao.. bored with her historical "women" facts.. Hehehe...

Mom always nagged at me...
"You're a big girl already.. 24 liao. Can marry d.. be wife.. take care.. responsible.. must find bf.. must this.. must that.. blah blah blah blah.."

Sometimes when I told my mom I wanna go clubbing or late nights with friends or smtg..
She will start another "protective" version of her nags..
"Aiyo.. everytime come back dawn.. those places so many people.. Small kids like you guys don't go lar.. So dangerous... later kena tipu.."
But nevertheless, she still let me go "sometimes" lar.. when she's not that persistent.

Thus, I'm small girl or big girl now?? Sigh...

So one day, I told her to get me a new pillowcase.
I bought an extra pillow just for extra comfort.. *grins*
She always go pasar pagi with dad in the morning..
for breakfast and meet up with their friends..
Well, being the lazy me, I just asked her to get any nice single colour ones from pasar..
She said okay... she need to get a few cases too as the inner layer of the pillowcase..
I said fine.. Single colour k.. or nothing too fancy or patterny...

She came back.. and told me like excitedly..
"Hey I bought this.. *shows me Mr. Incredible and family pillowcase* for ur brother.."
I said.. "Hmm.. cute.. Where's mine mom??"
She passed me mine and I almost fainted... Duno to laugh or stone?
She lagi dare to ask me... so innocent look and all..
"Like it? Nice rightt?? Couldn't find anything more girly.. So I got you this.."

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Thanks mom.
Disney's princesses.. Very girly indeed..

"And I know you like purple.." she added... "So do you like it?"

Oh gee... thanks mom.. big time. I'm speechless.
I'm hugging it right now..
I showed Berny and Yvonne on msn webcam..
Thanks for your bulging eyes and laughing out loud.

So mom.. how old am I exactly? I'm confused.



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goof-fee-li-cious

My goofiness shines.
Aye to me!!!

Taken 2 days ago.
This was very very unintentional. I swear.
Been doing my works in Starbucks, Centro Klang the whole damn day.
Taking a short break, whoring with webcam for fun.

Browsing back the pixs... stupid idea struck me bad... *grins*
Oh well, every pix was at the same angle.. so I just flipped some over.
All done in less than 5 minutes. Hahahaa...

Stress makes me nuts alright...
C'mon gimme a break yaa...

Meeting Kwangli in half an hour in Sunway Pyramid.
Better don't fly my kite man.


Toodles~

missing him

Breast-Talk

All between the three of us.


We had a stupid short "breast debate" over the msn chat just now.
Arguing bout whose bigger, who wear push-up bras more often, whose saggier..
Bout who gonna win the biggest boob title between us...
Bout when gravity hitting?
Bout whether to go enlarge it or reduce it...
And guess who won? *grins*
Self-declared winning anyway. Hahaha


Got also kena.
Don't have also kena.
Big also don't like.
Small also complain.
Push-up also cannot.
Don't push also cannot.
How you tell me?
Why having a pair of sweet mamamia "meatballs" also so susah??
GIRLS!!!


Eh... not i win ok. -_-


three stooges' game

Nuffnang Gift Ideas

Hmmmmmm...... wonders wonders wonders.
What an important role presents bring...
How presents can make you feel whilst receiving or giving them??
Back at kiddo times, how we thought expensive presents = best presents?
As you grow older... presents are really getting to the back of our heads...
"Thoughts that count" are more like it.


Browsing around, so many bloggers are into that Nuffnang Gift Ideas.
Me also want to join in the fun.
It's fun thinking of what to get for friends and all.. imagining how happy they will be etc etc.. especially when it's free and thinking.. teeheehee
Love giving presents as much as receiving.. *hints*


Alright, here goes for nuffnangers...

First to Ashley.
One very hardworking interior design student in UK.
Play hard, party hard and super like the color pink hard.
Not that I hated pink.. pink is a very nice colour i believe...
but i'm not CRAZY die hard fan of PINK!!! BUT THIS GIRL IS!!!

Pink until her 21st birthday bash theme was pink. Girls guys all in pink. Yum!
So here she is.. in pink blowing pink kisses... OOoooOooo.... *flirts*

I'm so not getting her anything pink. But maybe a little pink.
*whispers* if not she might not like the pressie i get her.. hehehee

A nice Austria crystal bracelet from Realmart.
18K White gold rhodium plated too... hmmmmhmm..
I know how she lovesss beautifying herself. hehehehe
With ONLY a little hint of pink. *grins*
I'm trying to un-PINK her slowly.... slowllyy.... she's too hardcore for "express change".


Looking delicate rite?? So Ash, please be a much more delicate girl ok..
I will never forget your shrills and sudden screams in my car long time ago.. *winks*

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Next up!! BigBoysOven.
Both these two big boys. Holy talented people they are.
Cakes, cookies, macarons, mousse, figurines... etc etc..
Anything sweet, you name it.. they do it. chehhhwahh... hehehhee
Eh I really look up onto them ok. *straight face* Serious.

How do you think we should pair them up??? So my gift to them shall be...

COFFEE MACHINE!!!
a perfect match.

Heavenly taste of espresso, cappuccino... coffee... oooohh..
A good cup of coffee + delicious piece of BBO cake + great friends = LOVE
~~~Love is in the air.. talalalala la la la la~~~

to bigboysoven.. *hugs*
psstt.. they even have baking classes... go quick.. click *here*

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A Team.
A Team in digging every little corner in Malaysia for good food.
A Team that didn't mind fingering in front with their banana leaf rice.
A Team that made food look like art pieces.
A Team that has great taste in metaphors.

How I love their metaphors swooning me from food to something else...
*mind wandering far... and far far away* then back to food again.

Great job Team BSG!! hehehehe... very backstreet huh??
My gift for you..

A cute fashionable massage lounger with flexible adjustable angles for the postures. Gonna massage you shy guys to heaven mann... Share share k.
TEN built-in VIBRATING MASSAGE BALLS okay.... don't play play..
Seven massage modes to your preference. Sounds super orgasmic. Wow.

Ok lar.. ok lar.. Logically will massage you to every little narrow streets front, back, side mana-mana pun.. Bringing us good food reviews and introducing ermmm yeahhh not-so-common food. *peace*


So big SMILES to everyone. *grins*

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Hmm... just finish present-ing around.
Eh.. wait.
Gifts for Nuffnanger friends rite??

hmm...
I am a Nuffnanger.. though not very active. blek.
I am my friend.
So means I'm qualify also larhhh to get a pressie???!! -_-"

Ok. I'm giving myself this. Very Irresistible Givenchy Sensual EDT Spray.
Very seductive and irresistible mysterious smell.
What?!?!?! Suits me rite?! No? Hell yah!
I am seductive.
I am irresistible.
And I am sooooo mysterious...

HAhHAHhhahaha...
Sorry lar.. Brain stressed up marrr. *sulks*

Gonna squeeze my juices out tomorrow for all deadlines.
So taking a break tonight.. sighhhhh
but *shivers* sudden image flashes into my head..
AIKS!!! Diana, my HOD's face is so scowling at me now *pointing* You LAZY girl!!!


So back to work...!!!
*whimpers*




p/s : credits - pictures I "stole" from related blogs in this post. Thanks you peeps!
blek
blek

my unreachable prince *screams*

Who doesn't know this f*cking hot hunk?!!??
I mean... who doesn't know Jay Chou??!!

you don't know?? what?!?! never heard of??? where can??
Go google him larrrr!!! quick!!! nabeh u..
*smacks*kicks*bitch-slaps*hammers*slices-u-into-luncheon-meat*

Come one lar... he's so hot.. so yeng.. so talented..
so good-looking.. so charming.. so magnetic.. hahahhaa
so .. so .. so.. never-ending "positivity" points.. hahaha.. *blushes*

Look at this pix (below).. I mean.. not MAN meh???
How can you say he's not MAN!??
I soooo depressed that I missed his concert last week..
SHeesshhh... No more tix.. *sobs*
ARghhhhhhhhhhh... I'm sulking till now u know... *grumbles*

So see cute guy "song" liao horr????
My sister found some idiot talented asshole fella photoshopped...
*hiccups* ... my hero's face with some girl's body.. nabuehhhhhhhhhh...

AAWWwwww... Sibeh look-like-GIRL right???
A deliciously pretty one lagi..
See.. how MAN a man is.. can be as PRETTY & SWEET & SEXY as "chio bu"....
U say he's "niang-niang-chiang"??? YOU JEALOUS!! hmPH!! *pokes u pokes u*

*getting ready for my bimbo act*
*inhales*

JAY CHOU FOREVER!!! love u love u.... *mwahhh* love u...


*exhales*

Oh shit..

*chokes*

a dumb guy and a hot guy

This was happened quite long ago.. probably early this year??

So I was talking on the phone with this FRIEND of mine.
He's a guy. Probably some "chicken".. hahaha..
Anyway.. here goes..

moi : Ya know.. i went to this client's house in Tropicana.. It was damn huge..

he : Oh rreally? rich ass lar then..

moi : Duh.. sure lar.. what u think.. cheapo like you???? ANYway... the house had this courtyard in the middle.. mini pool.. large garden... bla bla bla bla.. (describing the house..)

he : okkk.. find a rich ass to marry lar..

moi : thanks man. well, i like the upstairs though.. they had this so-called link bridge from one room to the master bedroom..

he : huh??? wait wait.. u mean A masturbate room?

moi : (blur) yea.. master bedroom lar.. what? your house don hav master bedroom??

he : haa???? no lar.. u think i so rich ar??? have a room just to masturbate??

moi : wtf???? masturbate???

he : yala... u said masturbate rite?? so rich until got a room just for masturbate?? he's sure a wanker..

moi : f**k u lar!!! u dumbass dirty pie. it's MASTER bed ROOM.. bodoh.

he : hahahhaa... paiseh paiseh.. but y call a master bed room??

moi : ok.. the main bedroom in your house is called wat??

he : tua pang?? (hokkien = big/main room)

moi : other words???

he : chu lang pang? (hokkien = master bedroom)

moi : translate in english is master bedroom rite???

he : oh.. wakakakahahah ya ya.. (foolishly)



p/s : so this is my dumb friend. I know u read my blog, mister and ALWAYS abused comments around... so don't step up to admit it k.. nobody knows it's u.. LOL.. i had my revenge!!! *evil*

p/p/s : u don't wake me up by sms'ing me in the morning with the message "Wake UP!!" Thanks a lot man ass.

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Today I went movies with HuayPin after my class this morning.
Dropped by at Jusco Bukit Raja, have a quick lunch at McD.. then hit the TGV.
We watched "JUMPER" which was nice..
With an extra point - Hayden Christensen was incredibly gorgeous. *hottilicious*
That dude as Anakin Skywalker in StarWars...
somehow he looked better in this Jumper movie.. *drools*

Here's a short trailer for you guys..

The story was not that bad.. just some missing pieces here n there..
Like.. how he became a jumper.. why.. and then what happened?
Nevertheless, the effects made it alllllll good.
Jumper kind of means like.. ermm sounds illogical but.. it's like
some fella having the ability to teleport anywhere, through anything, at anytime.
WOW!!!!
Teleport to like 30 ft waves in Fiji, the Sphinx's head.. Rome.. Empire State Building top..
Double WOW!!!
Watching him do everything anyone could ever want with this new power is what makes it entertaining.. Anticipating the next destination he will be whisked off to.
Triple WOW!!!

*laughs*

Then we went back to HuayPin's house to collect my dvds that I lent her during her after-operation-resting period last year..
Talk talk then we got stuck watching another few-years-back movie..
"The Perfect Stranger" by Halle B and Bruce Willis.
Not as good as I thought though the plot was surprisingly terbalik kind.. So-so-only..

Halle B's body = full n bodylicious..
Bruce Willis = wrinkly old but hot n macho..


Ok Sleep Time.
Chao. *mwah*

us as elf??? can boh???

It's Christmas eve right?
Party?? Yayyy!!!
We have all planned to go KTV tonight and sing out lungs out... lalalaaaaaaaaa...
Right?? right??

HELL NO!!
I am "forced" to stay at home.
Don't ask d.. I sien. Don't feel like talking bout it..

ANYWAY... to compensate myself with no christmas eve party...
I did (so-called larr...) this christmas vid greetings.. got it from Jackson.



WahahhahaHAHhaha... So FUnnyyYY!!!
MERrY CHRIstmas!!!!!

XOXOXOXOXOXOXO

p/s: don't emo lar k.. that vid only can starred 5 people.. =(

another typical Sunday..

Woke up at 11.30am..
Not that late rite... hehe..
Been 3 weeks since I woke up after 11am.

Shooooshhhhh...... wa wa wa wa wa.. kua kua kua... boooo...
Nothing ler.. just feel like making some weird noises..

For the whole day, just hanging around.. fidgeting with my 3d max.. and some house chores.
Been working on that ONE perspective for like 2-3 days dy..
Shit lar.. I really still a bit blur blur on the software..
Can't get the effects I wanted.. Stupid me.
Geram!!~~ Scared later boss said why take so long to kautim one 3d. *sobs*

Today's mom off day... no cooking for her..
So I pulak yang cook.. I've been craving for pasta lately.. hehee..
Was thinking of makan fried spaghetti at KimGary last week... but too oily.. Easy jelak..
So.. i cook lor.. hehe.. Bolognese with added fresh crab meat.. yumm~~

Ray asked to watch his vid that other night..
Jeff Dunham with his puppet Achmed the dead terrorist...
Hilarious kau kau!!!

"God-damn-it."
"oh-uh-oh.. i mean.. Allah-damn-it.."
"SILENCE!! I kill you!!..."

HahhahaHAHhaa.. sibeh the farneee... go see go see..
just click play lar.. dumb!! I kill you!!! *meekly*

O.. shine my sun... O do shine pleaseee..

Came across this pic online in this webpage entitle "When Logos Go Bad"

It WAS the logo for Institute of Oriental Studies at the Federal University of Santa Catarina, Brazil.

Totally "unpresentably" creative right??

I mean.. to me.. it's .. err.. what the heck is the designer thinking...
*ahem* and why the hell did the client go approve it in the first place??!?! Over-look?

I mean... again.. They ACTUALLY put it up for public view on websites and all.. THEN they caught on and took it down.

WTF???? *scratches head till bleeds*

In nice words..

"The logo of the Brazilian Institute of Oriental Studies, is a stylized pagoda silhouetted against the setting sun. The logo intends to make the Institute seem an inviting, happy and peaceful place..............."

In NOT so nice words.. "It looks like a stucked-up ass. Nice feel."
*guffaws*

Well, putting it up online was a foolish no-brain-brain thing to do. Guess they didn't realize it. But after proliferating it across the Net and winning awards, their website just went offline.. forever..

Sigh. I still don't get it. It.. really looks like.. an... anal attack.. *chuckles*
It makes me.. feel like... HMmmmmmm..... *wonders*

inter-porn

Some friend sent me this vid. Hilarious all the way to the end.
The Internet is for PORN - "Disney" version

Junioco is my NEW friend

Was back early this morning, yum cha with ChoonWee and Alan around 2am.
bloody ChoonWee.. always con me.. told him for awhile..
mana tau.. his "awhile" was like.. from 11pm-2am.. asshole.
banyak kerja lagi nak buat tau??!!? made me sleep at 4am only..
but lucky it was enjoyable enough. *grins*
Just because I was served with hot tea in cup on saucer...
he went and poured his beer in another cup on saucer.. looking total ridiculous.
then he flirted with the waitress.. *gag*
ahahhaha yes.. i mean FLIRT!!
like sheepishly grins.. talking.. making cold jokes..
giggling that defines "I'm flirting with you.. please just flirt back ok??"

WORST and the most hilarous was.. Alan named him "Junioco"..
his new "english" name.. hahaha... Junioco Lim Choon Wee... LOL!!

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I was reading through this blog I've saw online just now.
Mun's Fitness Blog = The site for gym goers and sports enthusiasts. Be Strong. Be Fit.

It was regarding a post.. where he wrote about the people he dislike in gym.
This part (below) caught my attention.. hahaha so corny but yet it's happening like so OFTEN..
Combination of cantonese and hokkien "swear" oath.

His version -

Here are the excerpt of the conversation. I have translated them from Cantonese into English.
"Niama chao hai, today you play what?"
"Tiu, I train my chest lah. You train what lan jiao today?"
"What else, my chee bye bicep loh."
"F*ck lah, should train your waist mah. Next time you tiu hai with your girlfriend, more hardcore mah!"

Damn funny la.. kinda low too lar.. ahhahah but I can't help but to laugh. *evil grin*
For his full post, click *here*

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Shit. Ok. this post gonna go up hafway.
Site analysis half way. Shit. GTG.

XOXO~