how about?

when i thought everything gonna be over..
He popped some silly ass ideas to 'beautify' the already things.
I just hope he can stop everything he's trying to do.
Just stop embarrassing himself.
With all due respect, stop your brain cells from grinding super fantastic ideas n suggestions tat even Einstein can't keep up.
Seriously not giving me a breath of fresh air.

Just hope someone will go screw his stupid hideous kitty lamp..
And tat joker doraemon lamp too.

*whooshhhh* went my heart

This morning I almost died. Mati. KongKiao. Si.
Was driving to work, using NKVE highway to Hartamas.
A car in front of me slowed down.. so i tekan brake sikit lor..
Thank god, duno why less cars this morning.
Mana tau tak makan.. I was like wtf?? Lucky I was only driving at the speed of 90.
Slowly driving towards the emergency lane.. eventhough I tekan kuat kuat until 20.
But the oil was like still pumping kuat.. and car still moving..
I was soooooo freaked out that I just stopped the engine.. pulled out the keys, pulled my handbrake. Sat there stunned for like a minute.. My mind was lagging..
and muttered, "What am I going to do now? What am I going to do now?"
Call dad call dad call dad... was the answer..
ok okok.. I called dad.. then called my boss then called the tow truck.

Nabeh.. make me wait for like 1.5 hours for help to come lor!!
Baking in the car!! Breezing with lorries..... *kapuiks*
I was like at NKVE highway, 2km from the Subang exit.
The tow-fella couldn't find lor.... nabehhh.. he went to Federal instead.
He said he duno where is NKVE highway... when he finally came.. he said..
"Ohh.. cakap lar.. bukit raja highway!!"


SIBEH NABEH LOR!!!! -__-""


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Second scenario let me cerita..

AA went to this superdupermarket to make some Apricot Jem orders.
After long consideration and discussion with Diva Rabbit..
all settled to go for Apricot Jem since it was cheap n yum-yum for all..
So this "taster", let's call him Musang are supposed to buy the Apricot Jem for Diva Rabbit. So AA suppose to go along to make sure that the right ingredients are chosen for the Apricot Jem. So AA, Diva Rabbit and Musang held hands and sing song to the supermarket lor.

Ok. So hor.. when reached the superdupermarket, Musang's friend..
All ready for booking the Apricot Jem d...
Mana tau.. the superdupermarket JAGA came n say.. why apricot??
Apricot don't taste good one.. why don't want try strawberry?
Mangosteen also not bad?? why la you want apricot?
Apricot got a lot of duck-duck-ayam-ayam complain d..
When stock come.. not good 1.. always got prob.. when 2004 time hor.. etc etc..

So all also heart jump-jump a bit liao lor..
Not sure whether still want Apricot Jem a not..
Suddenly Musang got things to do.. Not free.. Left others stranded there.
So left AA and Diva Rabbit to choose another Jem lor..
Look see look see look see.. But still Apricot Jem taste the best..
but due to complaints and disagreement from the JAGA.. nobody want to take the risk.
AA was burning pissed.
Diva Rabbit was tired.

End up, AA and Diva Rabbit have to take the Raspberry Jem lor.
'cos the superdupermarket JAGA die-die say Apricot Jem sucks.
and adding in, "Who's gonna be responsible if Apricot Jem turns out sour after purchase?"

So the moral of the story is...

Apricot manufacturer sure say Apricot Jem nice mar...
Strawberry manufacturer sure say Strawberry Jem nice mar...
Kaya manufacturer sure say Kaya Jem nice mar...
Blueberry manufacturer sure say Blueberry Jem nice mar...
Who so stupid go say opponent's Jem better than own??
Sure support sendiri mar... or support the one that u earn most from...
If not, wait for gulung-tikar meh??

So the best is make up ur mind what Jem you like to eat??
Don't let ppl easily influence you.. Stick to what u want.
the best is... don't let too many ppl to make one simple decision.

TOO MANY COOKS SPOIL THE BROTH!!!

Lucky Diva Rabbit is a good rabbit.
Very good indeed.
AA was very grateful.

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in the midst of guilt and awe

1.

HH told me bout "Perks in getting a boyfriend".

"Honey.. PK dy...."
*toot toot toot*
2k cash-in bank account the next day.

"Babbyyyy..... that bag very nice... but so ex lerr....."
*chikchak*
Credit card swipes.

"Sigh.. work so hard, boss pay so little every month.."
*checks account balance*
Monthly income = 3k from boyfriend.


p/s: depending on your manja technique how keng!
and obviously get a bloody loaded bf lar. DUH!



Life sucks right?? So bias.
Don't know if this is what they call "hang fuk" or "spoiled" ??




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One scenario let me give..

AA went to this shop, inquiring for quotation on "Apricot Jem"..
For the Famous Diva Rabbit.
So the shopkeeper was like keep pestering AA "Apricot Jem" for who??
If not hard to inquiry or hard to this n that..
So the AA also a bit blur today, not knowing why TER-blurted out saying it's for Diva Rabbit.. which ain't supposed to say out.. Then mana tau the shopkeeper and duno where the keepers' keepers came all running and went.....

" OHhhhh Rabbit yaa... I know i know... I know Rabbit's whole family ancestors 1.. Their bunny burrow and soil and grass also I PAU 1.. we very close 1... Aisehhh.. no prob no prob.. Rabbit mar.. I know.. RAbbit... Rabbit last time.. this with me.. that with me.. everytime find me.. we sibeh FREN 1.. yala yala.. rabbit rabbit lar.. say mar.. appricot jem? can lar.. no prob la.. we make this happen ok.. wat jem u wan also can.. rabbit marr!!!"

AA traumatized. The SilangKuis Attack.


So what I'm trying to say here is that..
I HATE PPL WHO KBLC lor!!!
Yaya.. i know i know.. bla bla bla bla... i know her.. he know me.. she know me.. i know him.. blabla.. i know his mom his dad.. her granddad.. her aunty.. my aunty my uncle.. ayah punya mak punya kakak punya adik punya ahmah punya jiran punya never-ending..

WALAO!!!!!!!! It's just one f*rking inquiry ok!!!



p/s: KBLC = Kao Bu Lin Chin... it's not foul. Dirty asses' mind.





3.

Emo d.
Haiyerrrrrrr...................

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duno how to feel la

everywhere all jammed up... even my brain!!~

niama-eh.. 0_O"
I damn damn getting more and more tulan of Klang.
FUcking Jam.. fix bridge lar.. tear lar.. the "R" word lar.. roadblocks lar.. this la that lar..
Walau-eh!!!! Can KI SIAO ok!!!!!
Dad called me before 6pm to ask me not to go near Klang bridge after work..
In order to avoid that fucking jam in Klang that started since 12.30pm this afternoon, I have to take some dim dark highway if not mistaken.. it's Shapadu Highway...
All the way from NKVE to BatuBelah, making a big fat round into Port Klang to reach my house area. Luckily the toll was only 50 cents though it was a pretty loong way to reach.
BEh Tahan. *growls*
Worst. Sucks to be home when got no yummy food on the table. So vegan today. Arghh...

ANYWAY....
What a pleasant surprise.. I've got an "international" card sitting on my keyboard..
From Australia?...

Hmmm.. my first thought was..
ManYee? Cannot be.. I din give her my address...
Angela?? No lar.. not her.. we just facebooked that day..
Choon Wee??? Impossible lar... he's back here d wat..
Others like she? he? that she?? no lar.. i din give them my address.. hhmmm..
Then who lehhhh????!!! hehehhee..

Wahhh... so cute card.. Rudolph ROOdolph some red-nosed reindeer...
Way early Christmas Card.. First Christmas card...
Hmmm.. suspense suspense.. who sent me har??? who so got heart???
*takes a deep breath*

WAHHHHhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
REALLY IS HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahhahahahahhaa.... and he just got back from Perth yesterday...
and I baru got his card today.. ahahha.. feel kinda weird in a touching way..
though he bloody ignored my sms this morning.. a-hole..


Thanks ya.. Choon Wee Lim.. I mean.. Lim Choon Wee..
We're at Malaysia now.. no surname kat belakang ya..~
*giggles*


Hungryyy.... Going to mamak now..
Go makan. *mwah*

I said we were going to kill them all.

*WhatTheFuck*

From Jalan Meru till my house... A FUCKING 1.5 hours to reach!!!
when I normally only need less than 15 minutes.
Bloodyy ridiculous rite!!!!!...
i mean.. well.. not THAT ridiculous if it weren't for the big people to..
CLOSE DOWN THE DAMN KLANG BRIDGE!!!

Give us a break man.. I mean if you wanna close the damn bridge.. put la notice sial.
No notices.. no ads.. NOTHING.. not even yesterday.
Worst still at least put la a notice around bekerley or meru.. so that drivers can think of alternatives to reach the other side of Klang.

The jam was so horrible..
5 LANES from the highway leading to the closed bridge where we have to turn in a ONE-LANE road to get to the old Klang Bridge leading to the Little India.
*slaps forehead*

The traffic police when we needed them were nowhere to be seen.. *anger rising*
Alan and I was like so cursing in the car.
Some freaks lagi got out from the car snapping pics and some were playing games on their laptop in the car while waiting. *frowns*
Klang traffic jams are getting WAY WAY terrible than the ones in KL.
Hmmph!!! Pissed!!

Oh yeah... before the jam. i went movie last night with JunWei, Alan, KokHau and HuayPin.
That siao po with her sudden-crave for watching movie. Hahaha..
We just settled at Jusco BukitRaja for a 9.20pm movie. The Kingdom.
Well, it wasn't quite my choice of movie but watching the trailer.. bombs, guns, killers.. etc.
but ManYee told me the movie was good. She gave me like.. 4 thumbs-up for it.
Trust her for once.. hehehe i chose that movie for them.

It was about a team of U.S. government agents is sent to investigate the bombing of an American facility in the Middle East.
Fair in action in the beginning, pretty slow in the middle but luckily the end was a blast.
Like really full of action, brutal, kan-cheong-ness and slightly emotional.

I like one tagline from imdb review.
"An elite FBI team sent to find a killer in Saudi Arabia. Now they have become the target."
hehehe.. I seriously don't mind watching it again.
Jamie Foxx. 1 word. YENG!!!
I like him here better than him acting in DreamGirls. Hehe.


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SIGhhHHhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sibeh ssssien mannn today... tomorrow working again.
2 days "holiday" NOT ENOUGH for me lehhhhhh..
Thought of going Jusco Bukit Tinggi but... lazy.. hahaha..
So maybe next week. Yesterday baru buka.. sure people mountain people sea one...

Parents went wedding dinner. Me gonna start my work stuff.
Sigh. A lot of things to think. I'm hungry d. *growls*
Had an early dinner. 6pm.
I made Teriyaki Mushroom patty in Pita bread with lotsa veg salad.
Yummy~~.. easy dinner for the three of us. Me and my monkey siblings.

Err.. i was too hungry that I forgotten to snap the pics. *grins*
Ok. Work time.
Toodles!~