Mixed EMotions ~ ~

Today is a mixed-emotions day. Lazy to elaborate.
Came across this friendship poem that goes like this :

Standing by,
All the way.
Here to help you through your day.

Holding you up,
When you are weak,
Helping you find what it is you seek.

Catching your tears,
When you cry.
Pulling you through when the tide is high.

Absorbing your voice,
When you talk.
Standing by when you learn to walk.

Just being there,
Through thick and thin,
All just to say, you are always my best friend.

My version -

Standing by,
All the way.
Here to bring you hell through your day.

Kicking you down,
When you are weak,
Helping you to lost what you seek.

Causing more tears,
When you cry.
Pulling you to hell and say bye bye.

Hate your voice,
When you talk.
Walking away than listening to you cock.

Just being there,
Through thick and thin,
Especially not for YOU, my TRUE FRIEND.

ATTN: No one else should get offended. It's just a bloody poem.