what a day..!! BAD???.. WORST!!!

I am in NEED to SCREAMMMMM!!!!


today IS so not my day
or.. WAS not my day

i woke up this morning..
i smelled fish.. a real big ALIVE one..
something is definitely gonna be wrong today..
the problem is.. i din expect ALL to be wrong.

UGH!!

suddenly i managed to "gracefully" trip and landed on my boobs.. err.. i mean pillows
looked in the mirror..
my hair.. a total mess.. a bad hair day

so i changed.. getting ready to leave..
no idea how the hot tea can 'drizzle' down my chin..
onto my top..
and heading to my lap..
gotta changed again..
damn

thanks to the tea.. i changed.. rushing out the room..
i happily kicked the door.. KICKED the door.. imagine it.. I KICKED my door..
PAIN LEHhhh.. sibeh PAIN those type lar.. PAINNNN!!!!!

waited at the traffic light..

stopped behind this lorry..

2 Indon workers sitting on some boxes at the back area..

keep staring at me..

and talking between themselves..

and smiling.. hamsap-ly..

and staring.. and staring at me..

Seriously feel like cursing!!

went to bank..
lucky got parking at this 'restricted NO parking area'
thought my luck gonna change..
so i went in the back to deposit my cash
first time.. serious. (laugh all you want la)
the machine was way upfront at the counters
so i sat next to it.. there was this girl stuffing stacks of 50bucks into it.
so i waited.. and waited.. and waited..

finally my turn..
this old asshole just stood behind her and deposit his.
WTF!??!
u can't expect me to QUEUE up behind her when everyone was like acting busy,
walking here n there towards their counters and stuff liddat..
or u want me to smother her up.. close and tight.. so u can see that i'm Q-ing behind her??
What the hell are you!!!!
you dressed up all nicely and smart.. but yet you CUT Q and DARE to look at me lagi..
I GLARED at him like there's no tomorrow la of course.
Bugger.

So i was waiting again..
then..
this old indian lady stood in front of me and stared at me..
i thought another fella wanna cut my Q, so i don wanna look at her.. just act nothing..
then she stared again..
staring.. and staring.. and staring..
until i got FED up.. i just LOOKED up at her..
(oh i know her but i acted i didn't)
then .. she smiled..

"you're lim.. moh keat or.. moh something right??"
err.. no..
"ohh. ok.. wrong person then.. you studied at MHS last time?"
yeahh.. oh oh.. (acting like i just remembered) you're.. Miss Radha right??
"yes.. so what is your name again??"
Moh Gee..
"ya ya.. i only can remember you're one of the Moh-somethings..
(wah.. moh something lagi.. thanks a lot) yeahh.. hehehe..
"so how are you now? what are you doing?"
err.. i'm working at the moment.. holidays.. actually doing my degree..
"oh.. good.. so how is Moh keat.. there's a moh keat right??"
yeahh sure.. my cousin.. he's doing fine.. working.. engineer.. M&E
"oh.. that's good... good.." (nodding.. and nodding.. and smiling and smiling....)

meanwhile, the old asshole finally was done..

err.. i gotta.. deposit..
"ok.. take care.."
ya.. you too.. nice meeting you though..

and off i went..
and out she went..

stupid of me.. i can't find the 'hole' to slot in my atm card.. so i just key in my account
number then.. after everything was done.. i went back to my car.. heading to office..

then it STRUCKED me!!!

*slapped my forehead*

She is NOT Miss Radha.. she is MRS Radha..
Oh darn.. no wonder she grimaced a bit when i said Miss.. ahhahahaha
Boingggg!!!

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oh.. i forgot to mention.. I've GOT FLU today.. Totally f**ked UP!!!!

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work work work..
then lunch time..
Yvonne called up to meet for lunch as she was at kemuning for site inspection.
so i waited.
all my colleagues went off for lunch.
i was alone.. at least i thought i was alone..
so I increased my mp3 volume..
and.. my nose was like troubling me since.. .. ...
so... technically i BLEW my nose.. err.. like LOUD..

then.. a chair was pushed back..
OH DAMNN!!!!!
Abang Del was still in the office... he was blocked by a couple of pc.
Paisehhh LARRR...
I have to like.. thicken my already-thick face.. and asked him..
"Hey.. abang del.. u'r still here.. i thought you went lunch.."
Then he smiled..
"Yea.. going soon.."
Then i was like..
"*chuckled* oh ok.. =P"

BUT STILL..... PAISEH LARR!!!!
WAlau... my identity as a secret-"agent" hippo was OUT..
OUT.. and i mean it.. OUT..

Might not be a super paiseh thing for you guys.. but at that moment.. i really feel like..
sinking down.. and downn.. and downnnnnn my seat.. under my table and remained unseen
forever...

So tonight... Met up with Huaypin and Yvonne again at our lao ti fang.. Bukit Tinggi's Station 1.
Speaking of unlucky.. Supposedly huaypin will be there around 7 something.. and Yvonne around 7.30pm after her yoga class.. so i thought i can hang around in office till like.. past 7 only head back.. at least past 6.30pm. but who knows.. today.. everyone suddenly wanna leave straight at 6. Left me no choice but to head back Klang.

Stopped by at McD drive-through to get a regular diet coke.
Drinking while driving.. illegal offence..
but anyway..
one sip.. then another sip...
something was definitely wrong.. it was too sweet..
tasted funny..
OH SHIT!!!!!
That bloody ass... gave me a VANILLA COKE!!!!!!!
I HATE VANILLA COKE!!!! HATE HATE HATE IT!!!!
GGRRrrr... Just could not and did not want to finish it.

Waited for them.. at least an hour half plus.. Thanks to pervert Johnny talked to me for that long.. so initially I din't have to wait that LONG for them..

Song song.. makan dinner.. Suddenly Yvonne's sister called. Damn. Suspect house kena pecah.
We were like.. "Are you serious??"

Whaddaya expect? Her sister went home after work.. around 8pm..

Light downstairs were all lit up.. Sliding door was opened to the end.

Balcony light was on.

And she never on her balcony lights nor the sliding door.

Upstairs was dark. Din dare to go up.
You won't know what might be waiting for you upstairs.

Could see that Yvonne's face went slight pale and her imagination definitely ran wild.

I was stoned. I was like.. in her house last night, waiting for her to go Jusco with me..

and now.. ROBBERY!!

SHIT do HAPPEN man... and how dare me to grumble about my jinxed day.

So.. we were worried for her too.

Spy FFK me tonight. Got some freelance to discuss around 9pm+ actually.

He FFK me.. FFK.. FFK... FFK!!

He called up, said couldn't make it.. still with client or some meeting.. say gonna blanja me dinner on Friday.

I just shrugged.. "No problem.. whether you FFK me or not.. you'll always end up paying for my dinner."

His reply.. "True." hehehehhhe =P

I thought my bad day gonna end.. 'cos it was towards the end of tonight..

BUT...

as I was driving home.. at this roundabout..

a white DOG... ran past my car like nobody's business.... like his grand-dog-dad's road..

EMERGENY BRAKE!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank goodness.. no car behind me.. if not...

I'll be blogging on my hospital bed.

And the BAD of today was just not gonna end even I was home.

GOD-TELL-ME!!! Why on earth you put a frog in my bathroom!??!?!?!?

WHY!!!~~~

A FROG!!!

I am SO SO SO SO TERRIFIED of frogs... I PHOBIA to frogs..

I AM EVEN AFRAID TO SEE FROG PICTURES!!!!

My friends know.. I HATE FROGS.. I can take roaches.. BUT JUST NOT FROGS!!!

I end my BAD with A SUPER LOUD LOUD LOUD SHRIEK!!!!!

and sadly to say a few jumping moments~

DAMN!!!!!

Hopefully.. tomorrow... and i mean.. PLEASE LET ME GO!!!!!

please.. *hands clasped together*
Happy start and finale tomorrow k??
pleaseeeee...

I had MORE than enough today.