a pond in 1U? I thought porn.

Was bored. Daryle ajak go 1U. So.. I went lor.
Kinda lazy to drive.. and lazy to walk around.. but I was SO BORED!!!~

Good thing was the road was super clear today. No cars on the bridge. No jams except stupid traffic lights. No long lines at tolls because I haven't top-up my smart tag and BEST of ALL.. no CARS on the highway. (Err... got cars la.. i exaggerating a bit.. but very super sedikit.. compared to normal days.. all balik kampung i guess...) Hehehhee...

Weather was fine. No hot bright sun.. but not raining either. Just nice. Comfortable to be in a car-with-no-tinted of mine. =P

Once reached 1U around 11.30am, if not mistaken.. (our date was to meet at 11am) Daryle called. She was there dy.. early as usual.. definitely earlier than me. Was to meet at Chatterbox. I hate time management ok.. I'm just not good at it. STill trying to improve. *blehhh* Ok. Back to the Chatterbox. I forgot which level it was and I was super lazy to go scan on the signage.. So I called her back. it went something like this..

Hey where issit.. kinda forgotten..
- Err.. it's at rainforest
Ya.. I know.. which level again??
- hmm.. near the pond
What pond?
- fish pond.. lotsa koi fish.. with trees and all..
What? 1U got pond? Serious? Where?
- Rainforest. You din know?? *started giggling*
Don't bluff lar.. been here so many times.. where got pond??
- Got la. *laughing in disbelief*
ya rite. Serious shits?? ok ok.. other than the pond..
- Kluang station.
ohhh.. ok ok.. coming now. sure got pond?
- yess.. aiyoo.. *laughing again*
damn. coming now.
- *laughing again*
sure ar? sure got pond ar?
- yes!!! *still laughing*

Siao Char Boh. Laugh at me. I was embarrassingly stoned. Stood in front of the escalator for a while.. trying to filter my brains. DAMN it. I seriously din't know. 1U got pond?? a pond in 1U?? with koi fishes?? SUre bOH!!??

Reached Chatterbox. She wasn't there yet. On her way from TGV. She booked movie tickets. Before I lay my precious ass on the chair, saw her walking to me.. grinning like a sor poh... Definitely laughing inside at my kampung attitude.

Where is the pond?
- There lor (pointing at a bunch of trees with a super cheeky smile)
Sure bohh???
- Sure larr.. (showing me all her teeth)
Ok.
- You sure you really duno ar? Aiyoo...
*silly grin*
- You sure? How can??
*frowning* Waiter!!!

After breakfast cum lunch, she really walked me there. Hahaha.. SO MANY.. SO MANY MANY IKAN!!! COOL!! swimming in trails... a freaking bunch of it. More than 3000 koi fish here. Waterfall also got. WoW!!! DAMNIT!! I'm so "sua ku".. I really stood there like a donkey. Joorrr... How come I duno 1??? Been to 1U since like forever.. and I never been here. Makan at Chatterbox countless time, and I din know there was a freaking fish pond here.. Now I know why it's called "Rainforest".. Konon trying to bring in nature into the interior la.. OOoohhh!! Paiseh.. I lagi kutuk 1U before for coming out with such senseless names. Heheheh.. Sorry har.

Other than this pond thingy, there was this huge aquarium beside it, filled with freshwater fishes. Daryle was so thrilled to be my "tour guide" explaining this and that.. and still giving me that silly smile. But the aquarium looks a bit eerie with all the green lighting and ugly looking fishes. Seriously UGLY lor.. And the best is that.. just right in front of these aquariums.. is "The Fish & Co." restaurant, quoting, "We Sell Only Fresh Fish". So what are they trying to tell us now, huh? *evil thoughts*

After this humiliating tour, back to shopping.. and also movie. Was waiting outside TGV (wanna go GSC but GSC was full and packed.. despite the fact that it was a Raya holiday.. TGV got NO BUSINESS. Paiseh lar... to tell people I was part of the design team for TGV.. Haiz.. SADDD) SO coincidence, this little PAUL TengPoHwa walked past us with his little church girlfriend. Totally din see me. How could he?? Called him.. and kinda SCREW him. HAhahha.. Leaving his friend in this duno-which trinket shop, he came to me.. just had a little chat. Hehe.

What movie we watched?? Hmm.. "The Silk" Was a good movie. Recommended. Sure lar.. one of the most expensive (US$6 million) ghost movie made. Have to be good right? Well, at least I think it was good. The plot was fresh.. unlike some ghost plot that just come scaring you at night and hide back in the morning.. leaving not much good impression as you leave the cinema. And watching it with Daryle, I got extra sound effect. Hehe. Soft SCARY screams!!!!

"...Armed with a newly invented material, the Menger Sponge, captures the energy of a ghost child... to learn about the ghost's past, to seek salvation from what the ghost child may reveal about life, and life after death - a single strand of silk connected from the ghost to a mysterious power... decides to isolate the ghost but in doing so they unknowingly unleashed the mysterious source on the other end of the silk strand, a much more powerful and ferocious energy..."

Another thing while watching this movie was that.. the cinema hall.. was kinda empty. Less than 20 people watching this. I really HATE TGV 1U. So empty. So many corners. So DARK. SO confusing. And the bloody toilet is WAY OUTSIDE the cinema.

Thus, the day was great BUT I didn't get anything except a Dunkin Donut & mineral water from petrol station on the way back. Hahaha.

Back to home. BORED again.

Haiz. Life aku super susah.