outrageous bed

Hmmmm peeps... what are your sleeping patterns??
Wanna try this bed???
hahahhaa...

If I were to sleep on this bed...
my gawd.. ill probably end up on the floor every night i guess...
*grins*




imh

burung kakak tua...

I don't quite fancy reading forums.. In fact I never read one..
A friend sent me this link just now... *english version* *chinese version*
And insisted me to read at least 1 post in it..
tat bugger.. knew i'm half-ripe banana.. still send me chinese version duno for what.. *grunts*

To some of you lazy bummies outthere... let me paste a short stanza here..

"A married secretary is making out with her boss in her boss car. At the same time, there is a truck nearby try to move the truck but then the truck driver lost the control and accidentally hit the boss car.

The hit cause the car to shake violently and mysteriously, "something valuable" to the boss got bitten off. Bleeding.

The husband of the secretary long knew that her wife is having affair with someone so he had hired a PI to investigate. During this occasion, the PI is monitoring that secretary from afar and found that she is ahem-ing with someone so the PI called the husband.

By the time her husband reach the scene, that accident happen. Both the secretary and husband was stunned. The wife could not respond but was nervous.

The PI sees the seriousness and called ambulance. The wife then pick up the dying bird and enter the ambulance with her boss."


Somehow I din't see it in today's The Star paper..
but it was in the Chinese Sin Chew... my sis told me bout it..
and oh well as typical as a crazy going-up rebellious teenager...
OBVIOUSLY she and her friends had a big huge-ass laugh about it..
which I don't see what's so funny bout it.. I was just more than surprised that's all..
Like can it come off just like tat?? Ugh. Pain.

Well, it's none of my biz anyway..
just posting it up here to see what reactions you guys would get reading it.. or "feeling" it..
Poor guy...
Living all his life to end up with a dying bird.. or mayb by now.. already a dead bird..


Mayb he shouldn't do what he have done.. **is my grammar right here??? hehehe
Karma... Ishhhh.....



I do believe in Karma.... hmmmm....




love him a lot.

fishes swim swim

I was at Tesco BBT with my mom, doing our grocery shopping...
Smelled something darn fishy & smelly.. and a lot of people crowding around tat area..
OooOoo.. Fish + seafood aisle.

So nothing to do.. free free go look look lor..
I also feel i'm quite nuisance tonight... blur-blur due to bad bad flu.
and a bit wu liao.. hahaha

Heheheh snapped some silly pixs to put up here..
i din know fishes' name as such... hehehe

"You want nyiok nyiok block?"
hahahah sooo cute the name... LOL...
Eat nyiok-nyiok then will syiok-syiok.. hahahahahah

HAhahha damn damn wu liao right????
*blushes*

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weird buildings - part 1 -

"Hey Welcome!!" says Mamma Potts.

I came across these weird /special/ extraordinary buildings online.
Pretty outta the mind actually.. hehehe
So just posting some up here to share with you guys if you never seen these before.

Anyway... Mamma Potts (my creation nick for this lady in pink) real name is..
Mammy’s Cupboard which is located Natchez, MS, United States.
Very very novelty look huh? hehhehe.. once u see.. u know what's inside.
A novelty architecture restaurant by the roadside definitely catch our eyes.
Konon since 1940... or based on 1940 times... not sure which.. hehe..

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This is The Torre Galatea Figueras at Spain.
If not mistaken... it's by Salvador Dali. Sure you've heard bout him right??
The surreal world of Salvador Dali??? His art??
So apparently this tower was named after his wife, Gala.
It is an annex of his theater or museum.
Started of from an old building with a tower that he purchased after Gala's death...
sort of act as an extension to his museum.
Touching touching.. Yeah.. and he died here. *saddening*
I just wondering.. why eggs on the roof??
Oh alright.. mayb not eggs.. some artistic items that I really find it hard to comprehend.
Teeheeeheee~~

Anyway.. will be back with more of these weird buildings from time to time...
Time to do my work and off to bed soon.
Huggies!!~~



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ooooo wahhhhh AHHHHHH

More food pix coming right up... an annoyance dedicated to Gary. AHHAhahaha


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Anyway I was having my dinner in Taman Sentosa, Klang few days ago.
Bah Kut Teh to be exact.
Brother was so craving for it so we just roamed around looking for it...
Never be here before. First time. *fingers crossed*

Walked in. Sat down. Ordered. Looked around.
Eh got pails wor... up the entrance.. on the floor. Then why got hose geh??
Looked up and up and up...
WAHHHH!!!! SIAO ONE!!!
Whaddatheholyfuck is that???!!!?

Oh-bloody-gosh-me.... Mind me for my suaku-ness... A bit moutain lately.
So sibeh creative lor... *salutes*
Beh tahan. Well... ceiling leaking problem.. Pretty obvious.
A "good" practical cheap workable way to prevent water from drip drippppin' drip...
Wahahhaa.... Blue pail... red pail.. Siiiigh.. wonder how "tahan" is this idea?


0_O"


Ok lar.. I've been busy and stuff lately.
Not much time to blog. But will do it whenever I find time. *grins*

By the way... the BKT here sucks big time.
So no point posting up the pix. Don't even look appetizing.
Bad first try-out. The bill was ok.. normal pricing and all..
just that they were quite blunt in taste. I meann..
is BKT heaven okkkk...
Never gonna step in here anymore eventhough how innovative they are...
Guess all their creative juices are all up the ceiling and not in their food.

*snores*


Aiks. That was fffaaaast ayyyy?


*dreaming bout a... g... ride... wild... uhhh.. touched... mm.. ermm... erm... hmmm......*

nuts growing.

This name that starts with J and ends with Y

Life is full of weird people.
This is one weird shit "the unidentified him" told me just now on the phone.

Guy-talk sometimes are worst than girl-bitch..

His friend : Somehow last time I tried this way to cure my pimples.
Him : Sissy. *rolled eyes*
His friend : What? why not? It's DIY ok. You can even try it at no cost.
Him : Fine. So how?
His friend : I wanked then I put it on my pimples lar.
Him : *$&%(&#%# Fark you man!!!!! WTF!!!.. *avoids*
His friend : Whaatt??? Why not?? It's my sperm wat? You scared ar?
Him : What why not!! you disgusting freak. Don't think it work right? *looks at his pimples*
His friend : Err.. well, yeah. I tried a few times then no more.
Him : yyou.. you tried a few times? *slowly*
His friend : ehh hello.. u dumb ar? Sure need to tried a few times to know whether effective a not.
Him : *gets up and leave*

Okay. I don't know if my this unidentified friend was pulling my leg a not.
It's either his wanker friend is really a naive pig..
or it's my friend a crap shit making this thing up..
or MAYBE my friend is his friend. Same person?? *winks*

hahaha.. okays night.
Love love love~

rojak "served" today here!!~

I'm very tired today.
Just back from a good great superb dinner with Yvonne,Alan&HuayPin just now..
Had Korean BBQ at Desa Sri .. sibeh nice.. pix will be uploaded once I get from Yvonne.

My friend was like asking me yesterday..
"what happen to ur gila-gila-emo-crappy-dramatic-blog??
where have all the F-F words gone??
Nowadays I read ur blog ALL food only.. turned Food Blogger u??
I want your unexpected tantrums!! I want ur gila-ness back.."

I was like only giggling like a dumb airhead there.. 'cos I seriously duno how to answer her..
I just stressed on a few "points" to her.. which were..
1. I blogged bout food 'cos my life is not everyday exciting.. but i eat everyday..
2. I'm not a professional food blogger.. hahaha not certified..
I don't do it the right way professional food bloggers do.
3. I'm getting old to throw that much tantrums.. hahahahhaha sabarrrr~~~

Her reply, *silence* "You dumb bitch."
HHAhahahha.. hilarous.
She boh song that I no longer teman her complain about how life sucks together.

So again.. i'm damn sleepy n tired today.. but i just feel like blogging..
over some RANDOM things.. like....

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Want to know bout more me indirectly??
Most of the things "predicted" were quite true.. i mean very true.. *grins*

My date of birth. 5 September.
Phoenix sent me a webpage of this date of birth thingy..
out of boredom and blues.. i just went clicked clicked and ALL CHINESE..
So went to Babelvista to translate into English.. and something like below popped out..

I just put the keyphrases la.. if not very long..

- urge to pursue the dreams and fulfill it.
- they use lively also to be keen mental construct the richest imagination and the most romantic dream, moreover also extremely has the ability to let the dream put to the realization.
- frequently embraces the extremely impractical standard, favors to excessively boasted with indulges.
- when they bump into the question which most is not willing to face, can appear specially sad and is worried.
- (I'm not 夠 good) destiny main key repeatedly September 5 person in the life.
- they practice habitually use the way which one kind oneself frustrates unceasingly to deny oneself, also can succumb to in the intense self- center, or forgets kindnesses in own world.
- When they have been far away the romantic image, the people are very difficult the person which actually imagines them to be able to turn any type, perhaps links they also to be unable to imagine.
- Is born to this day person if wants in the psychology and the spiritual level on a yet higher goal, the most important task on wants the energy region to branch out the fantasy and the reality.
- often to give others the critical suggestions...

So cut everything real short.
- Merit points - Has the imagination, romantically, is interesting.
- Not so merit points - Shortcoming Self-destruction, deficient determination, extreme.

Awww.. ehehhe wanna check yours?? Click *here*

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*gasps* The TREE MAN...
freaking scary right???? I came across this blog page online just now..
I thought it was some circus performer or some nickname for some dude.. etc etc..
Mana tau.. it's fooking reallll... *clutches myself*
I mean.. loookkkk loookk at the fingers and all..
I felt scared and sorry for him at the same time.

The story was..
32+ year old Dede lives in a remote village in Indonesia with his two children, trying to care for them. Dede, a former fisherman, has an extraordinary skin condition: he has root like structures growing out of his body - branches that can grow up to 5cm a year and which protrude from his hands and feet, and welts covering his whole body.

He is known locally as ‘Tree Man" and his condition has baffled local doctors for 20 years. In an attempt to earn a living to support his family, he is part of a circus troupe, displaying his Tree Man limbs along with others afflicted with skin deformities in ‘freak’ shows.

Check out the vid here.. *sobs*..

Sad case right?? Tsk tsk.. seriously.. what kind of human also got in this world..
sighhh.. my heart totally went all out for this poor guy..

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Wanna know more about Edison's new "scandal" video?? *giggles*

ManYee sent me this link. Click *here*
Good right? Hahhaha.. Watch it la.. Don't so lazy.. Nabeh one.

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Okays.. gotta go work my stuff out for tomorrow..
Plenty of things to do.. Friday got presentation. Shit.
Nights.
Huggies and kisses and salivas...

my unreachable prince *screams*

Who doesn't know this f*cking hot hunk?!!??
I mean... who doesn't know Jay Chou??!!

you don't know?? what?!?! never heard of??? where can??
Go google him larrrr!!! quick!!! nabeh u..
*smacks*kicks*bitch-slaps*hammers*slices-u-into-luncheon-meat*

Come one lar... he's so hot.. so yeng.. so talented..
so good-looking.. so charming.. so magnetic.. hahahhaa
so .. so .. so.. never-ending "positivity" points.. hahaha.. *blushes*

Look at this pix (below).. I mean.. not MAN meh???
How can you say he's not MAN!??
I soooo depressed that I missed his concert last week..
SHeesshhh... No more tix.. *sobs*
ARghhhhhhhhhhh... I'm sulking till now u know... *grumbles*

So see cute guy "song" liao horr????
My sister found some idiot talented asshole fella photoshopped...
*hiccups* ... my hero's face with some girl's body.. nabuehhhhhhhhhh...

AAWWwwww... Sibeh look-like-GIRL right???
A deliciously pretty one lagi..
See.. how MAN a man is.. can be as PRETTY & SWEET & SEXY as "chio bu"....
U say he's "niang-niang-chiang"??? YOU JEALOUS!! hmPH!! *pokes u pokes u*

*getting ready for my bimbo act*
*inhales*

JAY CHOU FOREVER!!! love u love u.... *mwahhh* love u...


*exhales*

Oh shit..

*chokes*

shopping bits

Went MidValley with Tess after design class this morning.
So kind of her, teman me shopping.. but MANA TAU in the end she bought more than me..
HmpH!!.. hahaa..
Their CNY deco so-so only hor.. duno why they like to hav that bridge thingy..
for curve's deco, click *here*
Tsk. Don't really "awe" it.. hehe.. get what i mean? No? nevermind.

Had Kenny Rogers for lunch.
Been sometime since I last had it. Much preferred this than Nandos.
Black Pepper quarter meal w/ macaroni cheese, garden potato salad & mashed.
Typical helping hor... oh.. with chocolate raisin muffin that tasted like chocolate butter cake.
And hot tea. Trying not to consume too much cold drinks nowadays.
Mom just gave me a long long long talk of "consequences" of drinking TONS of cold stuff.
Sigh. Konon my uterus or ovary or something lar.. will.. err.. *blank*

Walked the walk.. browsed the browsed..
Sigh.. whole MidValley.. i can't find something to buy.. as in i mean CLOTHES lar..
I still haven't bought my cny clothes.
Can't really find one piece that can really make me go GAGA over it..
How?? Shit lar.. Seriously nothing to wear for cny d.
Probably just dig back old normal wear and looked slightly new to wear kua..
since I doubt i'll be going anywhere special this cny. hmmm...

At least it didn't end empty-handed like it always do sometimes.. heheh..
I just song-song went in Vincci Plus to check out their heels..
Why Vincci Plus? Ermm.. supposedly i guess..
vincci plus means quality-plus.. glamour-plus, nicer-plus and classy-plus lor..
And service also PLUS.. ok lar.. errr giv them 8/10 even when they're busy..
Well.. their heels are seriously much nicer.. and also PRICE PLUS lor...
not that cheap.. and not that jinjang like "others".. lol

So... I came across this pair that at the first glance.. don't quite fancy it..
but the more i looked at it.. the more i wanted to have it.. RM159.90
probably cos of the discounted price made it all worth it.. 70%.. *runs around with glee*

DEFINITELY buy it larr... don't buy sohai stupid lor.. *chuckles*

hmmm.. seriously.. when u pay for the price.. the box also thicker..
the paper bag also quality sikit.. both the heels in the box also wrapped nicely and all..
salesgirls also smile wider sikit.. purse also flatter d.
sigh.. money si de culprit.. u tau? tsk tsk.

Nice a not my new heels?
eh HELLO.. not nice also must say nice ok.. don pour cold water la..
I damn like it lor.. nabeh u guys man... *ssss*

I think i need a shoe cabinet for my car.. *giggles*
'cos right now.. most of the heels that I normally wear are all chucked behind my car seat.
Anytime anywhere I need it.. just run to my car.. hahaha..
Those occasionally wear are all still sleeping in the boxes.. in my room lar..
Don't worry lar.. no hongkong leg 1 ok. HOR sim lar...

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After dinner, i went window shopping at some nearby boutiques at BayuPerdana, Klang.
yeah.. with mom and sister.. to kill time for tonight..
There are like.. few rows, almost 10-15 boutiques in that area..
Clothes almost same.. some really LALA.. some quite CRAB.. some quite SOTONG..
only like 15% of the clothes there are acceptable.. but heels are really nice..
BUT i really need to stop buying shoes... I need clothes lagi urgently..
BUT obviously.. can't find any in these boutiques lar...

BUT BUT... walaoehhhh... I saw this piece that I MUST snap it down..

o_O

SIGH.. i know lar rat year this year... no need so RAT kua...
check out the highlighted areas... the mandarin label & the side tag means "new feeling"..
WTF???
haahhaha.. sister laughed like mad when she saw this..
don't blame her lar.. teenager mar.. reaching full puberty.. let her be lar.. ehhehee

ANYWAY.. who will buy this undies??
i mean.. SERIOUSLY?? who???? WHO??? I really want to know.
Meant no harm okies.. -_-"


So who har???

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O.. shine my sun... O do shine pleaseee..

Came across this pic online in this webpage entitle "When Logos Go Bad"

It WAS the logo for Institute of Oriental Studies at the Federal University of Santa Catarina, Brazil.

Totally "unpresentably" creative right??

I mean.. to me.. it's .. err.. what the heck is the designer thinking...
*ahem* and why the hell did the client go approve it in the first place??!?! Over-look?

I mean... again.. They ACTUALLY put it up for public view on websites and all.. THEN they caught on and took it down.

WTF???? *scratches head till bleeds*

In nice words..

"The logo of the Brazilian Institute of Oriental Studies, is a stylized pagoda silhouetted against the setting sun. The logo intends to make the Institute seem an inviting, happy and peaceful place..............."

In NOT so nice words.. "It looks like a stucked-up ass. Nice feel."
*guffaws*

Well, putting it up online was a foolish no-brain-brain thing to do. Guess they didn't realize it. But after proliferating it across the Net and winning awards, their website just went offline.. forever..

Sigh. I still don't get it. It.. really looks like.. an... anal attack.. *chuckles*
It makes me.. feel like... HMmmmmmm..... *wonders*

*shucks* indian THRILLer

OK ok.. i know this vid is gonna be damn corny or well.. err.. stupid.. *grimaced*
SeakChiew send me this vid just now.
After watching twice only I get it. hahha.. laughed my ass out since then..
totally stupid!!!!~~





just sing or read along the english subs as the indian guy start "performing"
the lyrics don't make sense..
just tryin to make out how tamil can sound so alike some english words..


LOL. Ok lame right?
*yikes* ZhongHau-who-loves-Iraq-men's-ass, that old man already bising bout it d.
Too practical la that brain. *shhhh* hehehehe
Hmm.. tired d. Sleeping soon. *yawns*
Gotta charge full battery for tomorrow's minor..
not forgetting design model-making session till early dawn... damn.
ISK. *pening sial*



hate model-making!!!!! HATE HATE HATE!!!!

simon + lakisha "slurps"

Nothing much today. Not feeling good.
Disastrous headache attack. *killing me with no mercy*
Gotta sleep early tonight. Tired.
Really gonna take a break if I wanna to stay alive till the "war" day.

Was thinking quite slowly, doing my section dwgs and casually chatting with Yvonne via msn. We were kinda crapping bout the Cleo Eligible Bachelors this year. A few potential ones.. err.. not telling you which one. You decide for yourself. Click *here*

I find one of the questions quite amusing..
"If I could be a chick for a day, the first thing I’d do is...?"
As you read through.. you'll see.. what guys really think. Some wanna wear tampons, some wanna lose their virginity and see whether is that a real big deal for girls, some wanna flirt.. etc etc etc. Sigh. You think be char boh so easy mehhhh???

ANYWAY, then Yvonne called me.. told me bout the American Idol results. I don't have Astro at home *ya I know sadcase*.. so she hau lian lorr.. hahahhaha no lar... She told me Lakisha and Simon kissed.
She say.. "Tomorrow you must watchhhhh!!!! Don't missed it.."
My reaction was... "EEEerrr... yeerrrrrr... tsk.. eiuuuu.. awww.. goshhhh.. yeee.. err.. okkay.. ok. YER!!!!!" *shivers*

I can't wait for tomorrow night's repeat so I youtubed it. Here's the clip.



Ahhh cehhh... just a quick peck.. (see how he keep touching his lips then)
then again.. yishhhh... then again.. so what?
Right? *drowsy-lar aku* *headaches*

Ha? Cannot see ar? OK ok. Boh-move one.



Ok liao boh?? Song liao boh? Don't worry. Your time will come.
*trying to laugh out loud but couldn't*
pssst.. I knew Simon is tall.. but din't expect him to be THAT tall.. or is just Lakisha is darn pretty short. and somehow.. she reminds me of the wide-version Fantasia.


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*grunting* I'm trying to release stress.
*screams* I'm releasing stress
*bang table* I'm still releasing stress
*grunting then screaming, continuously banging table* I'm SO retarded.

Ok. Head is really bursting. *argh*
Painkillers are my best friend nowadays. Damn.

a "exciting" lunch date

I was out for lunch with Eric today. I think I posted his pic up once 'bout Vkeng's wedding punya. (yala.. who say after break-up cannot be friends? lagi-lagi our love history was like back in high school) *rolled eyes*

(AND I am going to declare here that.. don't worry.. we won't get back together. I won't repeat the same mistakes again and.. i was YOUNG that time and we din't do anything we're not suppose to do that time if you get what I mean..)

Anyway.. I didn't want to go out today 'cos I've got a report to complete by tonight.. but I was running out of printer cartridge.. gotta go buy 'em.. so might as well cari orang to have lunch with me.. and he was the only one available.

Hence, we went for lunch in Bukit Tinggi and after that we went to Giant to kacau Vkeng who is on-duty there for Perodua car promotions. And darn.. how I regret agreeing to go kacau Vkeng with him and meeting their friends whom I've got no idea who they are and no interest in knowing them either.

They first glanced at me.. then glanced back at Eric. *curious* and smiling to themselves.
*blur*
They thought I was one of those dumb despo girls that he slept with despite he got a gf now. I didn't realized their stare collaborate with the 'meaning' in the first place.. until he yelled out,
"No larr.. she knows I got a gf okayyy.. she's not "those" girls lar..or haven't... hahahahaa"

He laughed his ass out when he said that.. damn damn!! I was so kayu.

"OHHHhhhhh.." then they start nodding their head, then start acting normal again.
Before that.. they actually laughed with him!!! omFg!
*furious* >_<

I was like SO stunned!!! Worhhh.. I smacked his head and said..
"your f**cking reputation is like so everywhere in klang huh... everyone knows bout ur extra activities!! darn!!"

then I turned to the rest..
"sorry to disappoint that I'm not".. -_-

so ding dong mannn... that was all I can come out with at that time. and I couldn't act like I'm so MADDD... which I'm not actually la.. just a bit "funny" feeling.. Ugh!~
He lagi can be smug can say... "of course lar.."
More smackings and kickings from me after that. *killer look*

Lesson learnt. Write on my forehead "we did not sleep together" before I keluar with him again. But he's a nice friend to listen and to talk to despite his "sleeping" sessions outside that is none of my business. I mean, everyone is entitled for their own private life, right? So shall be it then. (as long as your "private" life-doings don't involve me and make me look like a fool.. )

OK lar. I have been sitting in front of this pc since 3pm.
Ass getting flatter and flatter.
Gotta go shower now. See ya.

*skips to the bathroom and slippeddd*
just kidding.



ok ok. I admit.. that was lame. -_-

Funny education clips

Yesterday morning was like a total bore. I was feeling so restless.

Till I met Choonwee up for lunch and suddenly I became his FOC (free-of-charge okayy.. not full-of-crap larr) shopping-slave for the day at 1U. He bought like totally a full set of outfit from head to toe.. except boxers la. hahaha..

And imagine that.. I DIDN'T BUY ANYTHING during that 3 hours plus of shopping, except one sad Delifrance mineral water that cost me bloody 2 bucks 60, where Jusco only sells it for 80cents.

*argh.. hits me right there*

Ammm tuiiii righttt???

Nvm lar.. let bygones be bygones.. just take it as I did some charity or something.. *guffawed*


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So now while waiting for time to pass to meet up with ManYee in Midvalley later to catch a movie and lepak around.. I was blog-surfing.. and found this clip (first clip below) at Monk's blog.. *interesting* so i post it up here also.. and when I surf the website.. found the girl's version.. (second clip below) that I like even more.

I mean.. more meaningful and down-to-earth.. something that happen quite frequent in real life. To some girls larr, at least.. I think.

*watch carefully or you might have to watch it twice*

Sugar Baby Love



Baby Baby


It has also the role to denounce the context of discriminations in which the community live their sexual orientation. The recent aggressions testify some in a terrible way. This is all from a french website (that I'm not a member of) click *here* for the website.


so after watching, what do you think???

eyes popping out!!!

So tired. Just done for tomorrow's design tutorial stuff. And came across this visual online.
WalaooooOOoo... Making me even more tired.. and DIZZY..



Shit. Really animating my eyes till ... *argh* i can't take it any longer.
Some grid illusion. Lagi ask me to try count the dots. *drowsily cursing*
SHIT shit.. double SHIT.. triple SHIT.. my eyes just can't stop moving around this illusionary picture.

DAMN.

Clever of that person who came out with this.. but SHIT him too.. *puzzled*

dogs and lingerie just so not meant to be

Came across this picture in Clarance's page.
Wah.. really duno what the heck is he thinking "fixing" his dog up liddat...
Shockingly sad boy. Sad dog. Sad lingerie. Sad sad.



Really his dog la. His house really a lot of dogs. Different breeds lagi.
If not mistaken.